Who is Ebola-chan?

Ebola-chan is our goddess. She is ebola personified, born from the fiery pits of halfchan. We offer to Ebola-chan our love and our blood, so that she may spread love all over Africa and the rest of the world.

What can I do to help?

To start, you may simply tell Ebola-chan that you love her. Wish her good luck, and thank her for all that she has done. Public displays of affection are best. If others see how much you love Ebola-chan, they might fall in love with her too. If you are an artist, try drawing Ebola-chan and posting it on the internet.

Some more advanced methods of worship involve creating shrines, sending her sexual energy, and blood sacrifice.